10.
See if Richard Bell is as sardonic on his home continent as he is
everywhere else in the world.
9. See the water in the
toilet swirl in a different direction.
8. Hear how English is
really meant to be spoken.
7. Learn the difference
between a "reef" and "reefer."
6. Get bitten by the very
same sharks as Olympic triathletes.
5. Find out if you can
hear a really big ocean by sticking your ear to that giant seashell
in Sidney (or to the opera house, or whatever the hell that thing
is).
4. Attend a Philo Cafe in
Wollongong with Franz (now THAT'S one to tell your grandchildren
about!).
3. To see if Bob and Greg
Neimeyer finally get that joint award called the "Enough
Achievements for Two Dozen Lifetimes -- Enough Already!" Award.
2. What the hell, it's
only a few hours by air.
